I'm going to set up a lunch date with me, Oil Baron and Emily.

Because Oil Baron really is a great guy. Despite...everything. And my friends should meet him and come to develop a neutral sort of acceptance adore him, like I have.

And maybe they'll stop snickering at me.

Yes.

Had sex with Oil Baron. FYI, it's only 10 PM.

He was that quick. Oh my fucking god.

And there is a strange odor permeating him and his room.

And he was oilier than I expected.

I just don't know...

But he did buy me a new pair of Jimmy Choos today.

She's got 99 problems but ( a bitch ain't one. )